Forum « Ne pas confondre le fart pour les skis et le TESLA car fart »

• I'd like to talk about the car fart that had been invented by Elon MUSK.
• Come on, i try to be a serious person than wanna stop to have stupid conversation.
• It's not a stupid conversation, it's very important and the things i read miss the point.
• Ok, so i can say that in the theater play « Victor ou les enfants au pouvoir » written at the beginning of the XXe century, can't remembered the author [Roger VITRAC] but Antonin ARTAUD was the first to put it on stage, so there is a character that is a woman who has a « petomanie » don't  know the english term : fartmania ?. She's very smart, with a fur coat, good manners and perfect language, well a « sophisticated lady » in a sense but she always farts all of sudden without any control. In my memory that character talks about the shame of that disease and the fact she's rejected of the others just because she's farting all the time. Seems to me, have to reread the book.
• Didn't RABELAIS write an « « éloge du pet » ?
• Don't know. Maybe in the Pantagruel or in the Gargantua .. I never read them, it's on the list of books to read since 1978, i guess.
• Well, we can say that each serious literary book that talks about the body of its heroes can't avoid the subject of fart. You could say « wind », it's a precious way to say it but it's exactly the same thing than « fart ».
• Well, Elon MUSK points out precisely there's different way of farting .. by the way..
• HAHAHAHA ! I think Jean YANNE or COLUCHE would have adored those car farts !
• Yeah, it's really « humour gaulois » !
• I was thinking « humour gaulois », it means Gallic humor was just about sex stuff …
• Faut pas confondre la Gaule et la gaule ! [don't mix the country with the erection of your dick!]
• Does James BOND fart ?
• I would say he burped but not sure he already farted...
• So, thank you for this and that but it is not what i want to talk about, this is not the important point of the car fart.
• Oh ! I see ...
• What is important is :  if a machine could simulate the noise of a fart easily, she couldn't not simulate the smell !
• You're awfull and stupid !
• No, I think that a point Elon MUSK wanted also to point out.
• You don't know, you're not him !
• But it's an important point ! People thinks they communicate throught technology but actually this is wrong, they didn't share smells : technology never can't do that for the worst or for the good.
• Don't say « never », you don't know...
• Yeah, I've got in my list of book to read since the 80's the book of Pierre SCHAEFFER, a french polytechnician engineer who had followed the learning of GURDJEFF and blablabla so it's « Machines à communiquer, 1. Genèse des simulacres » (1970) et « Machines à communiquer : 2. Pouvoir et communication » (1972). Maybe he deals with that question of smell and machine. That man SCHAEFFER had run an experimental atelier for researching audiovisuel forms in the ORTF, the french national television and radio of that time. He had had in it Michel POLAC, Jean-Christophe AVERTY and Jean-Michel JARRE. He was also doing concert with building engines as intruments.
• Are you obliged to give us such vintage references ?
• You have to understand than France is a country that's got a seat in the security council in the UNO because a tall man affirm by himself on the english radio that France is still in the war and is not defeated in june 1940. Of course after that radio speach, le Général de GAULLE has done a huge work to convince and gather under his banner « la France libre » the french people who were opponents of the nazis and of the french collaborationnists blablabla but he had taken the precaution to have a public go on war declaration for his country even in that declaration time he was more or less the only one thinking he represented it officially...
• This is strategy ... but don't you think those books of SCHAEFFER are completly has been in 2019 ?
• But maybe not ! Have to check...
• OK. So what ?
• What bother you in an human fart ? The noise or the smell ?
• You're absolutly awfull !
• No, not absolutly. Answer to my question !
• I don't know, i never think about it !
• What bother you with humans ? Their noise or their smell ?
• That's it ! So thank you Elon MUSK to open that new field for philosophical stupid conversation !
• Come on ! It's pratical conversation. MUSK and his team prepare some travels in spaceship to planet Mars, it means maybe six months of travel in the same closed place for human bodies with their smells, moods, humors, blabla. Why don't you just answer the question ?
• Well, i guess on that point there's already the shared experiences of the cosmonauts who had lived in the spatial stations.
• Yeah, especially that soviet cosmonaut who stay more than one year cause the USSR was collapsing on Earth !
• HAHAHAHAHA !
• Well, His name is Serguei KRIKALIOV, he was in the MIR station, i read there's a cult documentary about that made by a man named Andrei UJICA that gave to the soviet cosmonauts equipments in order that they film their daily life . Title is « out of the present ». This is a movie i'd like to see...
• Well, don't know, I remember having watch a movie of maybe that UJICA, it was about soviet cosmonauts and it was so boringly lyrics ! I saw that in that cinema in Bagnolet, communist mayor by that time, and the movie had been choosen and presented to the audience by a french choreographer, Kitsou DUBOIS, who worked in that suburb city, she was fond of space and cosmonauts and having find a way to be in special plane flights where cosmonauts get training to the no gravity. When she talked about that maybe one minute experience by flight of no gravity, it seemed to be the most orgasmic experience possible for the body to do, feeling no pression nad light, but maybe she was wrong.
• Is there any change for the way smells spread without gravity ?
• Don't know.
• OK, i've got it ! What i can affirm seriously is :  « what's bothering me in gasoline cars are the smell and the noise even if they don't know how to fart ! »
• Good !

(to be continued).