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Proverbe franco-américain : « Only the strongest mémé will survive » ( Nota bene : a mémé is a woman over 50 years old, ex : Jane FONDA is a mémé)

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Californian Proverb : Fake loves ravioli frankly too much.

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Variant : Lake loves jacussi frankly too much, Cake loves cookies frankly too much, Late loves early not obviously too much frankly, plate loves pepperonni but also macaroni frankly much too you you, Date loves sunny afternoon but not too much frankly cause date loves daily noon and moon much too frankly, guili guili you you.

Forum « I wanna know what love is » and « of course i still love you » swim like dalphins.

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Do you think the spaceX reusable rockets will change the male condition perspective ? Euh … I mean after the erection of the rigid rocket, the launch and the ejaculation, then the rigid rocket comes back and it's reusable. Isn't a big change ? HAHAHAHAHA ! Did you see that on the reception place for the reusable spaceX rockets, or whatever the exact terms i'm not a specialist nor an english native, blabla, so it's written « of course i still love you ». I find this very funny, it works like a spell in order to make the thing comes at the right place … The right place is where the X is, X is the unknown and also the pornographic classification … So what ? the right place is the unknown pornographic classification surrounded by a spell « of course i still love you » ? ... come on ! I stopped those banana split art criticism bulshitt shaking ! Well, i must say that when i hear «...

Forum « Ne pas confondre le fart pour les skis et le TESLA car fart »

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I'd like to talk about the car fart that had been invented by Elon MUSK. Come on, i try to be a serious person than wanna stop to have stupid conversation. It's not a stupid conversation, it's very important and the things i read miss the point. Ok, so i can say that in the theater play « Victor ou les enfants au pouvoir » written at the beginning of the XXe century, can't remembered the author [Roger VITRAC] but Antonin ARTAUD was the first to put it on stage, so there is a character that is a woman who has a « petomanie » don't  know the english term : fartmania ?. She's very smart, with a fur coat, good manners and perfect language, well a « sophisticated lady » in a sense but she always farts all of sudden without any control. In my memory that character talks about the shame of that disease and the fact she's rejected of the others just because she's farting all the time. Seems to me, have to reread the book. Didn't RABELAIS writ...

Meditations of the crazy cow : « I didn't know it could be so good to be a peanut. »

Meditations of the crazy cow : « I must say that horses are fond of carrot not of brocoli and I 'm not sure that wolves eat watermelon, i've heard those prefer fresh flesh, don't they ? »

Forum « what could be a non intelligent life ? »

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I must say i've got problem with that conception of the human as the only intelligent animal on Earth. Humans are involved in a prometheen adventure than the other animals didn't try but each life form 's got its own intelligence. I mean people who build vaccines must know about that , even a small bacterium has got the intelligence of staying alive. Yeah, but the human try to understand everything, our intelligence is beyond our survey. I disagree with that, it's for our survey that humans had decided to understand and build tools. Since the firegun had been invented, humans began to be stronger that their predators, before, he was only one in the food chain. Maybe it was a bad day that day when fireguns were invented... i'm getting old now and i'd like to be an ouran outang or a gibbon living in trees by myself if i'm an ouran outang or with my eternal partner if i'm a gibbon. You couldn't say that if you...

Stupid joke : Isn't it highly ironic for a woman to have her periods at a a blood moon or is it just for those who fight against vampires ?

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L'AI et tout are in a song.

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So it's interesting to notice that AI could do things that humans thought to be the highest demonstration of their skills but can't do things that humans thought very easy to do. Yes, politically, it's dynamite ! Why do you say that ? Just think about it. An AI would always beat human sin chess, go, poker, blabla (cf https://www.engadget.com/2019/01/17/ai-is-better-at-bluffing-than-professional-gamblers /) but never succeed in making a bed, cleaning an hotel room (Cf. https://www.liberation.fr/planete/2019/01/16/au-japon-l-hotel-gere-par-des-robots-fait-machine-arriere_1703373 ) or plugging two electric cords (cf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MevKTPN4ozw )... HAHAHAHA ! Yeah, AI could also simulate sex and love conversation but i'm not sure AI could simulate friendship conversation. False love and false sex ! Mechanical love and mechanical sex ! Ok , this is a huge subject that we maybe try to reach later but now i'm sorry to...

Forum « for an electric papamobile » (rerewrited).

So, around this idea about a TESLA car as a new papamobile, i think the pope François couldn't buy it cause he had choosen Saint François d'Assise as a model for his way of being a pope but it needed to be offered to the papauté. Yeah, but it can't be TESLA which offers it cause TESLA's got no peculiar religion except the one of electric transportation and sustainable energy for the planet. Yeah, of course … maybe one of those old rich personns can do it. I mean Bill GATES or Richard BRANSON or ... Maybe a pop star can do it ... MADONNA ? Well, let's say that one of the best superstar of those times will offers a TESLA model III car to the pope in order that leader for christians people show the way of electric transportation... Whatever it would be a good things that all the personns that live and work in the Vatican choose electric cars... Imagine ROME with just electric cars ! It coud be great. The VATICAN is a coun...

Forum « are we in a simulation ? »

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so, can we begin this conversation around simulation ? When you talk about « simulation », the first thing that comes to my mind is « some women simulate having pleasure in sex ». And why do they do that ? Don't know ...euh … to please their partner .. to try if the pleasure on their side will come that way … to have something to do in the meanwhile … not to have problems with their partner, it means not to have to talk with him/her seriously about the fact they've got no pleasure in their sex relationship ...euh... This is a good start : so the simulation is about lying, someone lies to someone else and this creates a situation that is fake. But we're more or less very often in that kind of situation, I remember a time when i gradually discovered that more or less all the personns i knew just used me and thought i'm stupid, and well, this is the way the society works, don't know why, people want...

The proof that the seek for short terms profits makes the world goes squared is that squared ice block photographied by the NASA

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dans les épisodes précédents : Forum « money makes the world go squared » mars 2017 : https://manuelleyerly.blogspot.com/2017/03/forum-money-makes-world-go-squared.html i think a rectangle is not a square ! Ok, so « the world 'is going rectangular because of the too much short terms profits seeking and that's proved by this photography made by the NASA ». Are you agreee with that ? Well, when it was said that money makes the world goes round, we didn't see round ice block then… (quoique https://www.20minutes.fr/sciences/2427083-20190117-video-hypnotisant-disque-glace-geant-forme-riviere-americaine ) You're both stupids, people says that « money makes the world goes round », it means that money permits to « arrondir les angles » or if you prefer an another image money permits to put oil in the machine to make it work better ! You talk about corruption ! Well, « short term profi...

Les questions qui se posent : Does AI allow us to know better our prejudice about humans ? So, in that way, AI could be a good friend in our way to reach politics and economics democracies.

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Why do you say that ? Well, i see a bit of a documentary « do you trust this computer ? » ( http://doyoutrustthiscomputer.org/ )[sorry, i really don't have any money so i really can't pay to watch that] and in the extract, there was a man telling that AI could know you better than your mother. The man saying that didn't have six years old but maybe sixty can't remember, doesn't matter but I must say that it's not difficult to know me better than my mother cause my mother is dead now and just before she was in a severe depression for years and maybe since the day i was born but maybe it was the depression of my father that eated her, of course, i'm kidding, but that's why i affirm the reaction towards AI says more about the personn who reacts than about AI. That man thinks his mother knows him very well, maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong but he could not generalize this personnal knowledge to everyone cause otherwise it...

Attempt to be an english literary crazy or « how to be Pierre BRISSET in english » ?

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I resaw « 2001, a space Odyssey » recently and i 'm quite sure now that the real spelling of monkey is moonkey : it means the key for understanding our ancestors is on the moon ... oh yeah, of course ! I like that movie very much, this huge spaceship with that spermatozoïd form ! I think KUBRICK had given us in the last part of the movie his way of imaging the natural conception of life form from a male point of view. How exicting it is to be the inner material of a spermatozoid merging inside an ovum ! HAHAHAHAHA ! Maybe KUBRICK just had tried to explain us how was his trip with LSD ! HAHAHAHA ! Well , The big infinite is a analog of the small infinite … i'm not sure scientific people nowadays goes on with that idea. I heard that a french one had proposed a new theory for the whole in physics in which he rejects the hypothesis of dark matter and dark energy but proposes the antimatière more e...

Addenda : Maitre PINARD, un des meilleurs critiques littéraires de Charles BAUDELAIRE et accessoirement procureur impérial dans le cadre du procès envers l'offense à la morale publique constituée par l'ouvrage « les fleurs du Mal » en son époque, a dit dans son réquisitoire :

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Ajouter une légende « Charles BAUDELAIRE n'appartient pas à une école. Il ne relève que de lui-même. Son principe, sa théorie, c'est de tout peindre, de tout mettre à nu. Il fouillera la nature humaine dans ses replis les plus intimes ; il aura pour la rendre, des tons vigoureux et saisissants, il exagérera surtout dans ses côtés hideux ; il la grossira outre mesure, afin de créer l'impression, la sensation. Il fait ainsi, peut-il dire, la contrepartie du classique, du convenu, qui est singulièrement monotone et qui n'obéit qu'à des règles artificielles. » Exempté la prétendue « volonté d'exagérer ou de grossier » qui nomme en fait la volonté de montrer ce qui est d'habitude tue ou masqué, c'est quand même pas mal comme description dynamique des textes Ce n'est pas plutôt « génétique » le terme exact à employer en matière de critique littéraire et non pas « dynamique » ? … Si j'en crois Saint Gérard GENETT...

And now, a little poem of Charles BAUDELAIRE, in french :

L'albatros. Souvent, pour s'amuser, les hommes d'équipage Prennent des albatros, vaste oiseaux des mers, qui suivent, indolents compagnons de voyage, le navire glissant sur les gouffres amers. A peine les ont-ils déposés sur les planches, que ces rois de l'azur, maladroits et honteux, laissent piteusemetn leurs grandes ailes blanches comme des avirons traîner à côté d'eux. Ce voyageur ailé, comme il est gauche et veule ! Lui, naguère si beau, qu'il est comique et laid ! L'un agace son bec avec un brûle-gueule, l'autre mime, en boîtant, l'infirme qui volait ! Le poète est semblable au prince des nuées qui hante la tempête et se rit de l'archer exilé sur le sol au milieu des huées, ses ailes de géant l'empêchent de marcher. In Les fleurs du Mal, 1857.

At the Boring Company event on the 18th of December 2018, the Minotaur nearly said « We want to build labyrinths where it's easy to find its way. »

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Les questions qui se posent : Isn't it highly ironic for a woman to have her periods at Christmas time?or is it just for those who have no child?

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Les questions qui se posent : Does the pope François will choose a Tesla model for an electric papamobile in order to be an example of an electric transportation user for the one or three milliards of christian people over the world?

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- well, i guess the wonderful white interior of those cars is a real argument in favor of the Tesla car as the futur electric papamobile... - do they need to be washed frequently i mean those white interiors ? -Good question. (This post is not sponsorized.)

Les questions qui se posent : could we say that medieval futurism is within postmodernity ?

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For what i know there's no doubt about it, but my definition of postmodernity is the dancing one so some could consider it as an heresy... Well, if we consider that postmodernity is that moment when people say « ok modernity is not the whole thing, there were good things in tradition, so we will just reconsider all of that and this and shake it in order to remix all those bullshits in something good for humans, animals and plants blabla so, in that way of thinking postmodernity, i think medevial futurism is the essence of postmodernity. Well, you forgot the mineral things in your list and i remind you there's no essence except the gasoil. Yeah ! So medevial futurism could be the sign that we're living in a postmodern society. Could we shake it each day or just once ? Shake what ? The whole constructed knowledges and fictionnal stories and euh ... But what is medevial futurism ? Is Saint Malo a city of m...